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You know, given the expanse I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small-scale 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.
Ken South.: Y'all know, given the surface area I tin can believe this was a gun condom to house the owners pocket-sized 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user paradigm 425x283]
The movies don't do these folks justice, for just how mother farking crazy they are.
That'southward a actually overnice vault!
Would definitely put a regular door or bookcase in forepart of the vault door though. Sh*t similar that beckons the nosy.
Lovely property besides.
Pro-tip for psycho subby: Never put the light switch inside your dungeon.
Panic room or gun locker. The carpeting does requite a "concealing a hole in the floor" vibe.
Gun room. Still I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If you have so many guns, you need a farking bedroom to firm them, you are farking basics.
Ken S.: You know, given the expanse I can believe this was a gun safe to business firm the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
Musquito fetish, get right out in the heart of the pond then there are no swarm obstructions.
sithon: Gun room. Still I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If y'all take so many guns, yous need a farking bedroom to firm them, y'all are farking nuts.
Aw, come up on. You know you loved Tremors for the shoot out scene, if cypher else.
Peradventure it's simply a vault and some banker wants to experience at dwelling house, at home.
Lets be honest, there are ii types of people in this globe.
1. Peopls that would honey having a secret room or vault where they alive.
ii. Liars.
A tranquility identify to read a book and have lunch perchance?
That's the pleasure room
What kind of "pleasance" is entirely up to y'all equally the homeowner.
This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe business firm and condom room. They built the firm into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived in that location and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
sithon: Gun room. Notwithstanding I wouldn't want to know the previous owners. If you take so many guns, you need a farking bedroom to house them, y'all are farking nuts.
a person tin can be a gun collector without being a gun nut. Of course there is some overlap.
fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe business firm and safe room. They congenital the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is non tornado aisle nor is that house tornado safe but considering one corner of the roof is level with the ground it's not the same as a basement as it is even so exposed on 3 sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
Ken Due south.: You know, given the area I tin believe this was a gun prophylactic to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
The simplest explanations are usually the correct ones. In WKRP in Cincinnati the news reporter wanted his ain office. The radio station wouldn't give him one so he put tape around his desk to stand for where walls would exist if he had his own office. Someone who lived there wanted their own bass lake. They couldn't have one though, maybe their spouse wouldn't permit information technology. Then they congenital the dock to evidence where their bass boat would exist if they had ane.
The World berming would be a selling signal. Sturdy. Weatherproof. Low maintenance. Lots of thermal mass.
OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-safe firm and condom room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something like.
Kentucky is non tornado aisle nor is that firm tornado safe just considering ane corner of the roof is level with the footing it's not the aforementioned as a basement as information technology is still exposed on iii sides and a tornado could yet rip right through that.
It's not "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. You'd exist pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado aisle. This is a tornadically-rubber house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something like.
Kentucky is non tornado aisle nor is that business firm tornado safety but considering one corner of the roof is level with the footing it's not the aforementioned every bit a basement every bit information technology is still exposed on 3 sides and a tornado could notwithstanding rip right through that.
It's non "technically" tornado alley, just it has many. Y'all'd be pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they do not build basements in a lot of southern states, exercise they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd feel a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
Ken S.: You lot know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small 1500 gun collection. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user epitome 425x283]
Anybody assumes it was for guns just considering information technology's in Kentucky. Peradventure it was a safe place to house the owner's fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.
OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado alley. This is a tornadically-condom house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado condom but considering ane corner of the roof is level with the basis it's not the aforementioned as a basement as it is withal exposed on iii sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
It's not "technically" tornado alley, simply it has many. You'd be pretty safe in that physical room in a tornado.
I know they do not build basements in a lot of southern states, do they build them in KY? If they are common, I'd feel a lot safer in in that location than that physical dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
My house has what my brother refers to as the "Dexter Impale Room". According to the fuse box, it was the called the "Gun Room" by the previous owner.
Ken S.: You know, given the area I can believe this was a gun safe to house the owners small-scale 1500 gun collection. What I desire explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image image 425x283]
A dock offers a really expert hiding space.
Also it could confuse the enemy, so that the enemy stands nevertheless and looks at the dock, giving you a practiced opportunity to set on from beneath it.
Or, peradventure the pond is automatically upgraded to a lake when the dock is consummate.
It'south clearly a gun room, or a room for some expensive hobby, similar making jewelry, coin collecting, etc. It wouldn't need confined if information technology was a tornado or disaster shelter
I have a room similar in my home. But mine doesnt take iron confined simply it does have a steel door. I congenital it for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a hole in the ground and lines it with blocks and and so loses everything they own. Mine it 16X16. It volition take a direct hit from a f5 tornado. It has things that cant be replaced in information technology. Family unit heirlooms like pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And yes I do go on my firearms in in that location also. Because its a secure room and keeps anyone but me from getting to the firearms. We have 2 double beds in it equally well. If we are due for some highly probable severe atmospheric condition we simply sleep in that room. No jumping up or downward every hr because of a warning and running outside to a shelter. When you lot alive somewhere like I exercise that has days where we end up with a dozen or more than confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family alive a few miles a style and they come stay with the states. We are all safe and comfortable. Worth every penny and then some. And the south gets more tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does go many tornadoes a year. Im in Alabama and we had 10 in 1 day not long ago. Ive had as many as 5 pass within 30 miles of my firm in one twenty-four hour period. This one came through my wifes dwelling house town a few years agone. That tornado is nearly 5 miles away.....and look how big information technology still looks.
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thrillbilly1967: I accept a room similar in my home. Merely mine doesnt take fe bars but it does have a steel door. I built it for tornado shelter. Everyone sticks a hole in the basis and lines it with blocks and then loses everything they ain. Mine it 16X16. It volition take a direct hit from a f5 tornado. It has things that cant be replaced in it. Family heirlooms similar pictures all our legal documents like insurance paperwork deeds etc. And yes I do keep my firearms in at that place every bit well. Because its a secure room and keeps anyone but me from getting to the firearms. Nosotros take 2 double beds in it too. If we are due for some highly probable severe weather condition we just sleep in that room. No jumping upward or down every hour because of a alert and running outside to a shelter. When y'all live somewhere similar I do that has days where we end upwards with a dozen or more confirmed tornadoes touchdown within 24 hrs it just makes sense. My son and his family alive a few miles a way and they come stay with us. We are all prophylactic and comfortable. Worth every penny and and so some. And the s gets more tornadoes than anywhere else. Kentucky does become many tornadoes a yr. Im in Alabama and we had 10 in one 24-hour interval not long ago. Ive had every bit many as five pass within 30 miles of my business firm in one day. This one came through my wifes home town a few years ago. That tornado is almost v miles away.....and look how large it yet looks.
large ass 'nader
I'd buy that in the instance of the article expect for the bars. Those are what propel it into, "Await, the fark??" territory. You just want information technology locked upwardly? The reinforced door does that just fine. Two reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid even. Only reason you put confined in vs. that is then you lot can keep an eye on whatever/whoever's inside, and exercise so plainly.
Tornadically-rubber
Tornadically
fzumrk: Anybody assumes information technology was for guns simply because it's in Kentucky. Possibly it was a safe identify to house the owner'southward fine art, rare books, or Magic: The Gathering cards.
John Prine - My Former Kentucky Dwelling, Goodnight (Official Video)
Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd buy that in the case of the article wait for the confined. Those are what propel it into, "Wait, the fark??" territory. You just desire information technology locked upward? The reinforced door does that only fine. 2 reinforced doors if y'all're super-paranoid even. Simply reason you put bars in vs. that is then you lot can keep an heart on whatever/whoever's inside, and do so plain.
O RLY?
Bars are a secondary defense; warning sounds when vault door is breached, so now the thief must determine if he has time to defeat the bars before the cops arrive.
CIA - Black Ops Site - KY05982
Includes interrogation room where they blared "Achy Breaky Heart" 24/7 until the "suspect" broke.
indy_kid: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: I'd buy that in the case of the commodity expect for the bars. Those are what propel it into, "Wait, the fark??" territory. Y'all just want it locked up? The reinforced door does that just fine. Two reinforced doors if you're super-paranoid even. Only reason you lot put confined in vs. that is so you lot can go on an middle on whatsoever/whoever's inside, and exercise and then obviously.
O RLY?
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Bars are a secondary defense force; alarm sounds when vault door is breached, so now the thief must decide if he has fourth dimension to defeat the bars before the cops arrive.
Which could only as easily exist a second door - they want to exist able to come across in at that place during operations. Bars are inherently less secure than a door.
It is null more than than a vault. Put a dissimilar type of door on it and it would make a great tornado shelter.
It literally says "vault" on the vault door. Poors take such limited imaginations.
Thinking someone had an expensive drove. Or kids.
Mr. Shabooboo: [Fark user image 258x195]
A serenity place to read a book and accept luncheon perhaps?
I'g really getting a kicking out of this reply because my reading glasses are cleaved so I can't read books.
valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado aisle. This is a tornadically-condom firm and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the footing. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that firm tornado safe only because i corner of the roof is level with the ground it'due south non the same as a basement as information technology is all the same exposed on 3 sides and a tornado could still rip right through that.
It's not "technically" tornado alley, but it has many. Y'all'd exist pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they do not build basements in a lot of southern states, practice they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd experience a lot safer in there than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
Wow, did not know that. I know with the south it can exist a structural issue for a basement, is there a reason for no garages in Michigan?
Ken Due south.: Yous know, given the area I can believe this was a gun prophylactic to house the owners small 1500 gun drove. What I want explained is a dock in a pond slightly larger than a hot tub.[Fark user image 425x283]
That's for the scenic water boarding.
Information technology's a CIA interrogation house.
Hell, other than it being in Louisville, Kentucky, I'd option that place upward as a retirement dwelling house in a heartbeat.
The evil overlord vault-of-terror is just a nice perk.
OhioUGrad: valenumr: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: OhioUGrad: fredmcmurray: This is in tornado aisle. This is a tornadically-safe house and safe room. They built the house into a hillside. The roof is level with the ground. If I lived there and had the money, I'd consider doing something similar.
Kentucky is not tornado alley nor is that house tornado safe just considering 1 corner of the roof is level with the ground it'south not the same as a basement equally it is notwithstanding exposed on iii sides and a tornado could still rip correct through that.
It's not "technically" tornado alley, simply it has many. You'd be pretty safe in that concrete room in a tornado.
I know they do non build basements in a lot of southern states, exercise they build them in KY? If they are mutual, I'd feel a lot safer in in that location than that concrete dungeon in the pics.
And garages are uncommon in michigan. Whoda thunk?
Wow, did non know that. I know with the south it can be a structural consequence for a basement, is there a reason for no garages in Michigan?
It's weird. A lot of garages are discrete afterthoughts.
While searching for our current home, we toured a firm that had a room with no windows and padded walls, floor, and ceiling. To add to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pink.
Information technology turned out that the owners had a family fellow member who was a cocky-harmer, primarily through banging his (yes, his, despite the pinkness) caput confronting walls & floors. Presumably ceilings equally well. I don't know whatsoever more details than that, mainly considering it wasn't whatever of my effing business. I felt lamentable for the family unit and the person who had to be cared for in that way, though.
bagumpity: While searching for our electric current home, nosotros toured a business firm that had a room with no windows and padded walls, floor, and ceiling. To add together to the weirdness, all the pads were upholstered in a pastel pink.
It turned out that the owners had a family unit member who was a self-harmer, primarily through banging his (yes, his, despite the pinkness) head against walls & floors. Presumably ceilings as well. I don't know whatever more details than that, mainly because it wasn't any of my effing business organisation. I felt sad for the family unit and the person who had to be cared for in that way, though.
Pink is used to at-home down violent people.
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